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The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she 
might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" 
embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm 
quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script 
letters?" "Braille," she replied.




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