A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at 
the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them 
on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then 
consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments, 
"Wow, you sure must have a problem." "If you had what I had," the man 
replies, "you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic 
bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Fifty cents," the man answers.