This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped 
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the 
hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a 
bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached 
over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop 
worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to 
six inches deeper."