The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances 
on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper 
manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and 
climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a 
hint of a smile." "Yes," replied the girl, "much better." "Very good, 
darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please 
pass the pussy."