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Here is yer Joke:

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume.
"This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 per
ounce."

"Listen," the man shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't want
something called 'Perhaps'; I want something called...


"You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !!"




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