One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly 
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was 
followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then 
about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man 
following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My 
wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?" 
"My dog bit her and she died." Dave then asked who was in the second 
hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as 
well." "Can I borrow your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.