Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 

Online Casino



Here is yer Joke:

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the 
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is 
"beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use 
"beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally walked to the front of the room, 
thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful 
woman in the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. 
Little Frankie, your turn." Little Frankie walked to the front of the 
room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning
was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very 
good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn." Little 
Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, 
"Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and 
he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful." 



Rating: 4/5 (27 Votes) Share | Send This Joke To a Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • Proctologists
  • When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven...
  • This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...
  • Diary Entries
  • Tombstone Epitaph I
  • Jump to  



     

    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2007. All rights reserved.

      Share


    Coming to USA? Got questions? Problem with your case? Get an immigration consultation from experienced lawyers.

    Find Bail Bondsmen Nationwide, jail bail bonds by phone at Bail Yes Bail Bonds Agency.


    Read about diseases
    in layman's terms:


    Obesity
    Impotence
    Heartburn
    Herpes

    More conditions ›