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A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. 
As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and 
then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she 
says "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?"
The man replied, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!" 

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