A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a
cell with a huge evil looking guy.
The big guy says, "I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or 
the wife?"
The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess 
I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."