Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a
"What's the matter?" replies Paddy
"Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard. None of the pieces fit
together, and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks Paddy
"It's of a big cockerel," Murphy replies.
Paddy says, "Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and have a look."
He gets to Murphy's house and Murphy opens the door. "Oh thanks for
coming Paddy." He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw
on the kitchen table.
Paddy looks at the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says, "For God's sake
Murphy, put the cornflakes back in the packet."