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"Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your 
recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county 
home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone 
thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never let me 
listen to it. The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. 
It was awful. She asked if she could listen to mine, so naturally I told 
her to go fuck herself.

             Edna Johnston" 

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