A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving 
himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in.  The boy, 
seeing the young Lt.'s green uniform asks him if he was in the 
Army.  The Lt. smiles and say's, "Why yes I am...you wanna 
wear my hat?"  The boy nods and the hat is placed on his head.  
As the boy admired himself in the mirror, the bathroom door 
slammed open and an old Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt walked in.  
He was decked out in his Dress Blue Uniform, with medals down 
his chest.  The boy, seeing the uniform asked him, "Hey, are 
you a Marine?"  The Gunnery Sgt peared down at the boy and 
responded, "That's right!  Why?  Do wanna suck me off?"  The 
boy replied nervously, "I-I-I'm not in the Army!!  I'm just 
wearing his hat!!"

Sent by Brian