Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. 
Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" 
Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, 
he looks much worse". 
Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, 
you look terrible."
Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."
Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, 
and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?"
"No, I'm Mother Theresa.