Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a 
woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, 
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and 
Mike are having a conversation. 

She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and 
bad news for you. Which would you like first?" 

Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." 

She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."




Rating: 3/5 (22 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • What do Germans use for birth control?
  • A guy is stranded on an island with only a...
  • Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
  • Card games
  • A unit in sex education was about to begin...

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.