OUCH! 
A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody 
restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman 
had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that 
they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with 
passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to 
the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her
to clamp 
down on the man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agony 
and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head 
until she let go.