A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an 
aspirin down his wife's throat. All of a sudden she wakes up and yells, 
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"Just giving you an aspirin for your headache." The bloke answered.
"But I ain't got a headache," she yelled back.
"Good then, Lets fuck!" said the bloke.