A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping 
disorder. 
"I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start 
dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up in
such a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." 
The psychiatrist replies: 
"What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?" 

Sent by Yasha