A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.
"What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked.
"My boyfriend's just dropped me!" wailed the blonde.
Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and 
the bees.
"No mum," the blonde interrupted. "You don't understand - I can fuck and 
suck with the best of them, but he says I can't cook!"