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Here is yer Joke:

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't 
dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look 
fat in those pants."

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