John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets 
up and hugs Mary, and sits down.  He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and 
third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John.  Mary needs 
that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor.  But I can't bring her over here
except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."