Four married guys go golfing.  During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I will paint every 
room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy:  "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy:  "Man, you both have it easy!  I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word.  So they ask him, " You haven't said anything about what 
you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.  What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy:  "I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it goes off, I shut 
off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?'  
So she says, "Wear your sweater."