Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head
covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived
without her head covering. The priest informs her that she 
cannot enter without it. 
A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to
her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to
enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse." 
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must 
wear a blouse to enter *this* church!" he insists.