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Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down 
the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her to 
toss it out the window. The penis bounced off the windscreen of the car 
travelling in the opposite direction.
"Shit," said the driver to his passenger. "What kind of bug was that?"
"Dunno," he replied. "But did you see the size of the cock on it?!"

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