A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.
The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my 
pussy look like before you rooted it?"
The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it."
"That's nice honey" she replied, "What did it look like after you rooted 
it?"
"Like a bulldog eating porridge" the husband replied.