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Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when 
one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left 
out on the sidewalk.
The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' 
Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and 
says, "Man... ou think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?" 

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