Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit 
her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a 
tree.
"Ah-ha....," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going to
eat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!..."
Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,
"Damn it, doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"