"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get
it up for my wife anymore.
"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can
The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your
clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie
down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."
The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said.
"Your wife didn't give me an erection either."