Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
 sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."

 He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in
 the world worth five thousand dollars."

 The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this."

 He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
 snatch just like a woman.

 Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
 "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a
 snatch like a woman, and it's worth $5000, and here I
 am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not
 worth shit."