A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant
in Havana.  He tells the waiter that the USA is the best
country in the world because of the freedoms it has.  He says,
"Take Freedom of Speech for example.  I could stand in front
of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President
Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me."  The
Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba.  I
could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and
nothing would be done to me too!"