The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle.  He thought
and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the 
Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in 
U - N - T that means 'woman'?"

The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even 
bother to look up.  "*A*unt, your Holiness."

The Pope didn't speak for a second.  "Oh."  He paused.  "Do 
you have an eraser?"