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This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and
roomservice at a hotel in Asia.  It was  recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review: 

Room Service:  "Morny.  Ruin sorbees." 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." 
RS :  "Rye. Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" 
Guest:  "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs." 
RS:  "Ow July den?" 
G:  "What??" 
RS:  "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?" 
G:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please." 
RS:  "Ow July dee bayhcem - crease?" 
G:  "Crisp will be fine" 
RS:  "Hokay. An San tos?" 
G:  "What?" 
RS:  "San tos. July San tos?" 
G:  "I don't think so" 
RS:  "No? Judo one toes??" 
G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes' means." 
RS:  "Toes! toes!..Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?" 
G:  "English muffin!!  I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine.  Yes, an  English muffin will be fine." 
RS:  "We bother?" 
G:  "No..just put the bother on the side." 
RS:  "Wad?" 
G:  "I mean butter - just put it on the side." 
RS: "Copy?" 
G:  "Sorry?" 
RS:  "Copy...tea...mill?" 
G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." 
RS:  "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey
sigh, and copy....rye??"
G:  "Whatever you say." 
RS:  "Tendjewberrymud" 
G : "You're welcome" 

Have a good day




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