A bus filled with politicians was driving through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail.  The bus driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes into the ditch. 
 
    A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians
he buries them.
 
   The next day, the police come to the farm to question the
man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police
officer. "Were they all dead?"
 
   The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you
know how politicians lie."