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It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.
Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults
with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had
any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler


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