Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

   A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked
   little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."
   
   "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"
   
   "He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and
   collapsed."
   





Rating: 3/5 (45 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • Three wishes
  • My twenty cents
  • Names to Use in Prank Calls
  • George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I
  • What's the definition of AIDS?

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.