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   A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
   
   He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting
   with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna
   load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get
   back."
   
   Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna
   be?"
   
   She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing
   my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
   
   A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says,
   "Jesus, you taste like shit."
   
   "Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin'
   either."
   





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