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   Mr Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr
   Smith, how are you?" Smith says, "I feel great." Doorman says, "But
   you look terrible!" Smith says, "But I feel great."
   When Smith gets to the office, his secretary asks him how he is. He
   says, "I feel great!" She says, "But you look terrible." He says, "But
   I feel great." Smith goes to lunch with his friend and they have just
   the same conversation. His friend insists that he goes to the doctor
   and so that is what Mr Smith does.
   The doctor asks what the problem is. Smith says, "I feel great but I
   look terrible." Dr says, "I don't know that ailment so I'll look in my
   medical book." The doctor takes out a huge tome. "Feels great, looks
   terrible..." he says as he turns the pages, "Feels great, looks
   terrible.... Feels gre... I've got it!! You're a vagina!"

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