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   A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife
   " Hi, is Tony home?"
   " No, he went to the store."
   "Well, you mind if I wait?"
   " No, come in."
   They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the
   greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I
   could just see one."
   Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a
   hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks
   her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
   They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful
   I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks
   if I could just see the both of them together."
   Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and
   gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred
   bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
   A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your
   weird friend Chris came over. "
   Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the
   200 bucks he owes me?"

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