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"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the 
heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.

"Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and 
decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.  As 
we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed 
a little sign by the side of the track.  I tried
to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make 
it out.  I was so curious that I decided to go round 
again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see 
what the sign said.  By now, I was determined to read 
that sign so I went round a third time.  As we reached 
the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view."

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" 
asked the visitor.

"Yes."

"What did it say?"

"Don't stand up in the car!"




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