Immigration and Personal Injury Lawyers
(718) 554-3630 - free consultation!

Poker


casino

Read about diseases
in layman's terms:


Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes

More conditions ›


   

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 


Pokern
 
Real proof of Bush's Popularity
by Melvin Durai, 2006-05-22


Other columns by Melvin Durai

It may appear that President Bush's job-approval rating is low -- one poll puts it at 29 percent -- but let's not kid ourselves: The president is immensely popular. Just look at the standing ovations he gets whenever he makes a speech. Everybody loves him, aside from a few people who have to be led away by security.

The president's job-approval rating is actually quite high, but you wouldn't know that from the flawed polls conducted by the liberal media. Thankfully, Fox News Channel has conducted a "fair and balanced" poll, which shows that Americans overwhelmingly approve of their president. Some of the findings:

  • Almost 70 percent of 1,000 U.S. adults surveyed in a telephone poll think President Bush is doing an "excellent or pretty good job" of dressing himself. The other 30 percent approve of the suits he wears, but would prefer not to see him in tight jeans.
  • More than 50 percent of respondents say that if the 2004 presidential election were held again, they would not change their vote. Yes, they'd still vote for the same guy and we all know who that guy is.
  • When given several choices and asked to rank them in "likeability," 90 percent of respondents put President Bush first, finding him much more likeable than enemas, rattlesnakes, and telemarketers, in that order.
  • More than 60 percent of respondents "strongly agree" that America has never seen a leader like President Bush. An even greater number (70 percent) "strongly agree" with the statement "President Bush is doing a hell of a job."
  • A whopping 75 percent answered "yes" to the question "Do you hold President Bush in such regard that you would recommend him to another country?" Some respondents were so enthusiastic, they elaborated on their answers, giving such responses as "He'd make a great Prime Minister of Canada!" and "Russia! No country would be more deserving."
  • A solid 65 percent of respondents believe the country is on the right track; only 35 percent say the country is on the left track. As a whole, Americans see the country as a train that's chugging forward.
  • The survey shows that President Bush has had a positive religious influence on the country, with 68 percent of respondents saying they "strongly agree" with the statement "Since President Bush took office, I've done a lot more praying."
  • The survey also shows that Americans are overwhelmingly confident about the economy, despite job losses to other countries and the rising price of gas. More than 60 percent say the economy under President Bush is "extremely strong or very strong" compared to the economy under President Hoover.
  • Job seekers remain optimistic about their prospects. Almost 80 percent of them "strongly agree" with the statement "I am confident about getting a job within two or three weeks of moving to India."
  • While liberals have been attacking President Bush for the supposed lack of progress in Iraq, the survey shows that Americans overwhelmingly support the president in his mission to spread democracy in the Arab world. More than 90 percent of respondents "strongly agree" with the statement "President Bush is handling the war in Iraq as well as he has handled everything else."
  • Americans are impressed with the president's growing expertise in foreign affairs. About 60 percent of respondents "strongly agree" with the statement "When the president makes a speech about 'Iraq,' only on very few occasions does he actually mean 'Iran.'"

  • Melvin Durai is a U.S.-based, India-born writer and humorist whose weekly humor columns entertain thousands of people in more than 90 countries.

    Other columns by Melvin Durai

    Wait! After you are done, don't forget to check out Jokes2Go today's new humor issues:

    Today's jokes    Today's stories
    Today's poems   Today's quotes


     
    Jump to  
     
     


    Jokes2Go.com One Click Menu:

    Goodies
      Random joke on your page
      Bookmark Jokes2Go.com
      Jokes2Go Advanced features
      Tell us a joke
      Funny Pics

    Archives
      More than 30 categories of jokes
      Real funny stories
      Poems, parodies and Limericks
      More than 2000 quotes
      Funny ASCII Art
      Previous months issues

    Hourly Humor
      Random Jokes
      Random Quotes
      Random Poems

    Lists
      Hundreds of lists in alphabetical order
      Select lists by category

    Random
      Random jokes, by category or general
      Random stories, by category or any
      Random poems, by category or any
      Random quotes

    Site Info
      About Jokes2Go.com
      Privacy Policy
      Change registration info/Unsubscribe
      Password retrieval
      Other great humor sites
      Contact us