This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker 
says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big 
way down here in Texas."
"Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She 
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled 
out of one?"
The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to 
crawl back into."