A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs
mating. The little boy
asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son,
they're making a
puppy." The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went
from his bed to get a
glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked
unannounced into his parents
bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy
asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly
impressionanle little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little
brother. "The little boy
replied ,"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"