After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance
   blossomed, and they
   really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the
   opportunity to sneak into a
   supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight,
   and difficult to enter,
   but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, "If I
   had known you were a
   virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies "If I'd
   known you had more
   time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"