Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe 
took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. 
"Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do. One: Take out 
your penie-pipe. 
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back your foreskin.
Five: Put your equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his 
still, Joe's wife came running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went 
ta piss an' won't come out of the outhouse!"
"Hell, whut's he doin' in there?" Joe said.
I dunno. He jess keeps sayin' "Two-four, two-four, two-four......"