My friend was always teasing me about cybersex and trying
to lead me on. One day he wrote a really racy letter so I
decided to "call his bluff". Forgetting I'd deleted his letter
out of habit, I accidently responded to my Recipe Du Jour list
instead and wrote: "Thanks a lot. Now I can't get any work
done. My panties are wet from the anticipation of your next
email." A gentleman wrote back: "Sorry, I didn't realize
salsa had such an effect."