"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
 relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
 clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
 little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
 sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
 don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
 attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
 computer, so what the hell do I know?"
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"