"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
 different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
 version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
 that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
 chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
                        -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
                           Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0