The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay 
flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served 
them food and drinks. 

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and 
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce 
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if 
you could just put up your trays, that would be super." 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather 
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me 
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the 
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." 

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a 
Princess. I take orders from no one." 

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, 
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now 
put the tray up, Bitch."