In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the
man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that
you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy
replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me fucking the guy in front of me?"