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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your
money", he demanded. 
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United
States Congressman!" 

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

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