Want some chicken?
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running
along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with
him because he was doing 50 MPH.
He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. He
speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed
chicken had three legs.
So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got
out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked
the farmer "What's up with these chickens?"
The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three
legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how
The farmer said "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."